PhilFest26 *** Save the date *** 23rd May 2026
FI (not really paying attention): Hmmmm?
PHIL (looking wistfully into his pint ):
Fi… you know how absolutely no-one has managed to get Oasis tickets?
Sketch: “The Birth of PhilFest”
Scene: A balmy Sunday afternoon, Sept 2024. Phil and Fi in a pub garden, beers in hand. Tunes are playing in the background. Wonderwall comes on
PHIL : We should get a cover band! and have our own gig!
FI (still not really listening): Uh-oh...
PHIL : I've had a thought
PHIL : A mini festival!
FI (finally breaking out of her Sunday afternoon reverie): hahahaha. Oh, wait, you're serious...
PHIL : (looking like he's been struck by fairy-dust) PhilFest.....
FI : (having been audiobooking Alex James and deciding that cheese-making and festival planning were OBVIOUSLY very straightforward). We could do it for your 50th! Call it "PhilFest" clearly joking and snorting with laughter